06.30.08
Expect Regulation
On Saturday, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider announced they have discovered the Higgs Boson particle. While ordinarily this would be good news, discovery of the particle has triggered a freak collapse of the spacetime axis, resulting in massive worldwide time inflation. In international trading last night an hour closed at seventy-one minutes, and future futures traders are speculating that an hour could reach a hundred minutes by the end of the week, if “the end of the week” ever actually gets here.
Grey said,
06.30.08 at 4:08 pm
The funny thing is there are actually people that have campaigned against the LHC in case it accidentally creates a block hole or destroys the universe or something. Their argument being of course that you can’t prove it won’t happen…
John said,
06.30.08 at 5:44 pm
Yeah, well, when causality implodes, we’ll see who onwill hadwould the midlastfirst laugh then!