02.01.08

Dear World:

Posted in Rants at 5:23 pm

For the record, the following is a list of things I do not care about:

The Super Bowl
MySpace and Facebook
Where ur cats are and what they’re doing to ur stuff
The last time (gaming site webmaster)’s kid threw up on a common playground ride
Why I’m an evil and immoral person for playing video games
Why I’m an evil and immoral person for not playing your favorite video game
Why I’m an evil and immoral person for playing video games that you don’t like
Actually, I don’t care what games you like either
Or that you emulate everything
Or that you hate emulation and think I’m going to hell for it
Your Pokemans. You may not show me them
Your ten-volume epic poem about why Windows sucks and I should use Linux
Your twenty-volume epic about why Apple sucks and I should use Windows
Your trilogy of coffee-house films about why both Windows and Linux suck and I should use OS X
That wicked sick video you took of your friends teabagging each other in Halo 3
Or the one where you re-enacted it in reality
Or the one where you wore clothes that time
Your list of grievances
My list of grievances
Grievances in general

Thank you. I realize this list is pointless bitching but I feel that I sort of need it right now. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to fire up Pokemon Silver on my MacBook, running XP, and level up TEABAGGR to 100 so I can post it on my Destructoid blog with a witty, lolcat inspired caption.

Trust me, today was fine until about half an hour ago when all hell broke loose. Long story. Don’t bother asking because I’m just going to forget it ever happened.

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