03.23.07
What Has Science Done?!
Friends, I must admit to you all now that I have been neglectful. Over the course of several months I have grossly mishandled a delicate creature left in my care; this specimen was cruelly locked in my closet since my arrival in Pittsburgh. I admit that there were extenuating circumstances, but that should not be seen as any sort of an excuse. The fact that I only learned of my carelessness whilst digging out a tie to wear only exacerbates my shame.
However, fear not. My innate benevolence towards all living things has, at times, served to allow me to make amends when I find that I have wronged another life. The balance of all life, you see, is important to me. Thus, when faced with the limp, dare I say ragged form of that which confronted me, I knew immediately what I must do. I knew that I must give back what I had so cruelly taken.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fruits of my labor. I had the tools, I had the technology. I could rebuild it, better, stronger, faster. May I now introduce…
…the Cyber-Jigglypuff.
Katyanna said,
03.23.07 at 11:14 am
…….
Terrifying. O_o
Ismail Saeed said,
03.23.07 at 4:01 pm
I’m not sure I understand. Did you just stuff the metal thing into the zipper for the purposes of the photo? I can’t imagine it decayed that badly in a closet even if it was covered with stuff. Wait… was the zipper eventually open due to motion, letting all the stuffing fall out?
If it’s a case of a broken zipper, I’m sure you could stitch another one in or ask someone to do it for you… if it’s just a case of filling it with stuffing - (shrugs) have an old pillow around you no longer use that you’re willing to take hacking implements to?
I’ve just been trying to understand what the picture was communicating since this morning, since I guess I don’t know offhand how the figure would’ve looked beforehand.
Eyeglazer said,
03.23.07 at 4:06 pm
…Dare I ask why there’s a USB port installed in Jigglypuff’s kidney?
Ismail Saeed said,
03.23.07 at 4:08 pm
According to the time it says I’m posting my comments, your site’s clock is an hour behind.
I don’t know if that has any mission-critical implications in your case, but it might at least be worth adjusting. It’s going to be off by an hour for nearly half a year otherwise.
32_footsteps said,
03.23.07 at 5:21 pm
You know, that’s an awful lot of theorizing for a USB thumb drive stuck in a zipper-butt Jigglypuff (I have a Pikachu like that).
Jonny said,
03.26.07 at 11:12 am
Is that a reversable Pokeball one? I used to have one but someone stole it. *sob*
I guess I should check eBay sometime. In fact I’ve managed to lose (and give away) all my reversables except my remaining Oddish.
I can’t wait untill the new Pokemon games. I need to try and get myself a US copy early somehow.