03.06.07
The Royal Flush
According to some recent reports from Japan, feng shui experts are claiming that cleaning your toilet can bring good luck. (Please pause for three minutes before continuing to read.)
…..sorry, I’ve just finally stopped giggling from typing that out. Anyway, yes, proper purification of your porcelain potentate can produce a propensity for prodigious prosperity. Now, bear in mind that I’m not exactly enamored with the wisdom of feng shui masters of late, but I will say that my luck was kind of bad last year. My bathroom has never exactly been a sanctuary for germophobes, so perhaps there’s a connection of some sort…
Speaking of connections, I’ve been having a little bit of net trouble, so further updates this week might be a little late. Rest assured one-a-day is still the order of the day.