05.08.06

I’ve Gone Nuts

Posted in Gaming at 7:04 am

Ladies and gentlement, I’m just going to tell you right now that this is a really gross joke coming up. So, yeah.

Nintendo practically has to change the name of the You-Know-What. Why? The answer comes in the form of accessories. I don’t know about you, but if I want to buy a carrying case for my system, I certainly don’t want to have to call it the “Wiibag”. On the other hand, a particularly shameless accessory maker might run with it, and produce a dispherical, flesh-colored case.

Don’t blame me, folks, I didn’t name the thing. You just know this is going to happen, though, and I thought I’d grab the dubious honor of being the first to let his neurons go down that dark alley.

We’ll see you tomorrow, folks.